Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
(Source: funnyorwtf, via pizza)
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u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else