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cloperella:

green-with-creativity:

vinylscratch18:

Jake Shapes

jake just doesnt give a fuck

I’m honestly disturbed by some of Jake’s shape-shifting 

(via sincerelypathetic)

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay

braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real

(via beyoncevevo)

woodmeat:

that friend that ask where the bitches at n when the bitches come thru he dead quiet

(Source: zublime, via zackisontumblr)

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

arthurdentistry:

werecarrot:

abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support

LGBT people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality

sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs

LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY

"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra

(Source: werebohen, via carryonwaywardloki)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via yelled)

(Source: Mashable, via onlylolgifs)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via pizza)

(Source: firmeprincess, via gloomyteens)