Tweets

butt-putt:

Ask me something?

(Source: katara, via porkrub)

thatfunnyblog:

justice.

(Source: 69hilary420duff666, via pizza)

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

(via zackisontumblr)

hotboyproblems:

fake-mermaid:

hotboyproblems:

i havent made it as a famous blogger until someone draws me

image

close enough

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I like how….

me when I don’t like how (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: hellomolls, via porkrub)

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: bluelava3, via beyoncevevo)

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

(Source: cyberlocc, via pizza)

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

(via lohanthony)

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roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat, via pizza)